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Monthly Archives: December 2013

Merry Christmas from the Java Man

24 Tuesday Dec 2013

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JAVA MAN Blog TourAllan:  We are very pleased to announce the winner of the Java Man blog tour: Marissa Aldana! Marissa will receive a signed copy of Java Man, a Kindle Fire HD, a pound of coffee from Crowfoot Valley Coffee, and a $50 Amazon gift card.

Jason:  Man do we love readers, coffee drinkers, gift givers, and Marissa.

Allan:  How could we not love Marissa? She is all those things. But, what if she doesn’t love reading our book, and drinking your coffee?

Jason:  I can pretty much guarantee she’s going to love that coffee.

Allan:  Agree. Everything is wonderful or at least better when I’m drinking your coffee. Say we have a way-overdue home improvement project, and my wife refuses to shell out any more dough for a handyman. And say she’s busy. I’ll brew a pot of Crowfoot, fill a to-go cup, and dig in. Next thing you know, the lawn is cut. If Marissa reads Java Man while enjoying your coffee, we’re gold.

Jason:  I only hope our prize package reaches Marissa before Christmas. There is something magical about curling up Christmas morning with a cup of joe and a good book.

Allan:  Our package faces a lot of competition from all the holiday gifts. Our package needs to be stronger than the other packages. Faster. Evolutionarily designed for success.

Jason:  I think I know the analogy you’re working on. Probably shouldn’t.

Allan:  I’m talking competition, Jason! It makes the world go round! It’s the only reason we’re here today!

Jason:  No, I know.

Allan:  If Christmas morning finds Marissa holding our little bundle of joy, it means our package was stronger and faster than the millions of other packages! Won’t that make you proud?!?

Jason:  There it was. Alright, and what does it say about us if our package does not reach Marissa by Christmas?

Allan:  We blame that on the postal service.

Jason:  Hopefully it’s not too late to say congratulations as well to our five 2nd-place winners: Veronica V., Teo A., Claira Pam V., Lisa B. and Ruth A. Each of them has received a Java Man e-book by email.

Allan:  That’s the high-tech, high-speed way to get our package to you.

Jason:  Thanks to everyone who entered the giveaway, and for giving us a great first year as Harris Gray. That’s the best Christmas present we could ask for.

Allan:  What a warm feeling. Honestly I wish the whole world was holding our package in their hands, right now.

Jason:  That’s not quite like wishing for world peace…but it’s not a bad New Year’s resolution.

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Clean Shaven – The Vampire Vic Audiobook

10 Tuesday Dec 2013

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Vampire Vic, audiobookFor half of Harris Gray, on the cusp of becoming the Colorado Johnny Depp, there was no rush. For the other half, the new Vampire Vic audiobook couldn’t come soon enough. The beard vigil is over; VV is now available for your listening pleasure.

You’re going to like our narrator, Paul Neal Rohrer. Paul is a thirty-year veteran of film, TV and stage, internet radio host, acting coach, and the voice on twelve other audiobooks. Feels right  that VV was Paul’s 13th. And with Friday the 13th and then Christmas fast approaching, there’s no better time to let a vampire whisper in your ear, or to put that vampire in the ear of someone you love.Vampire Vic, Audiobook, Vampire, Humor

We’re thankful for Paul and his audio tech team (a one-woman team named Cyndi), and for the folks behind the scenes at Audible who put the finishing touches on VV. Half of Harris Gray is also glad to be clean shaven for the holidays, free to eat with reckless abandon and not worry about getting cranberry sauce and bits of the Christmas goose in his beard. The other half has decided to maintain his beard, a vigil without a cause; he just couldn’t bring himself to write Santa (Amazon) and cancel his order for that pirate costume.

The Vampire Vic audiobook is available for multiple audio formats at Amazon, Audible and iTunes.

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