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Monthly Archives: June 2013

Visualizing Vampire Vic

26 Wednesday Jun 2013

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Blog tour, Book Trailer, Vampire Vic

The brand-new Vampire Vic trailer is hitting the screen! The small screen, your laptop or smart phone – you will not see this sweet little teaser at your local cineplex, so you need to click on the video below. I know we promised Matthew McConaughey for the trailer role of Victor Thetherson; if he could have kept his shirt on for just 5 minutes….

So we went with a different guy, someone who gets Vic. We’re keeping our fingers crossed for this guy, Pete (pretty sure that’s his name), this could be his big break. Watch Pete[?] starring as Vic, trying in vain to command respect from his accounting staff, with their mocking, slacking disregard mirrored in Pete-as-Vic’s face. Drink in Pete’s range, seeing in his posture Vic’s reluctance to go home to face his ex-wife – so expressive is Pete’s acting turn, there might as well be a thought-bubble over his head, “I really do not want to go home to face my ex-wife.”

And then thrill to see Vic (by now you’ve even forgotten there is an actor possibly named Pete portraying him), finally sinking his fangs into soft, yielding flesh. You’ll want to hold onto that excitement and happiness for Vic as long as you can…because thanks to a certain thespian we’re calling Pete, it quickly becomes all too obvious that Vic’s newfound bloodlust will pitch him headlong into a maelstrom of inhuman suffering that will make his previous problems pale in comparison. (We agree Pete’s acting is a little melodramatic. But it beats having you staring at McConaughey’s chest the whole time.)

So for Pete’s sake, click play below, and enjoy our Vampire Vic trailer.

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01 Saturday Jun 2013

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Eugene Vampire Slayer, Vampire Vic

Eugene Vampire SlayerSOS!! Calling all Vampire Hunters!!! Urgent!!!!

^Stop^

I am collecting a multitude of V. Slayers.

^Stop^

To eradicate the outbreak of Vamps in France.

^Stop^

There has been an unusual amount of Gypsies “disappearing” from the Provence region in the South of France.

^Stop^

In the city of Cassis, it has been especially severe. After the city’s yearly festival honoring the patron Saint of the Gypsies (Saint Sarah) there has been an extra-ordinary amount of vampire activity. So many homes abandoned or vacant. No one seems to care because they are Gypsies. That’s not right, we need to help out people in need.

^Stop^

I can’t do this alone, I need your help. I am trying to amass at least 100 V. Slayers by the end of the month.

^Stop^

Your humble servant,

^Stop^

Sven the VS

p.s. Not really your servant, I will be in charge.

Sven, 

Happy to see your e mail. I loved the south of France!! Gypsies of course don’t own homes – otherwise we’d call them “Romanians” – but regardless, if the vacancy is what you say it is in Cassis, I bet the price of real estate is rock bottom. I was in Marseille a few years ago and prices are outrageous there. I would love to own a bit of real estate on the Mediterranean. Thanks for the tip. Please don’t tell too many people about this. Is this some pyramid scheme? If so, that is fine I am already a diamond member of Amway & I have the Pink Escalade from Mary Kay. All I ask is that I am up the pyramid as much as possible. I will be in Eastern Europe for some Slaying training by this weekend & will need some down time (offing French vamps definitely qualifies, the trick is killing them before they surrender). I can be in Cassis by mid-week.

Eugene V.S.

p.s. Don’t ask me to STOP, that’s weird.

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