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Rising from the Social Media Grave

21 Friday Nov 2014

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Vampire VicWhat’s the biggest challenge facing today’s writers? Not strangling their publicist when she asks, “Why haven’t you been blogging?” But even as you envision your coauthor’s hands around her neck, there’s a voice in your head saying, “You know she’s right.” And, “You should get Allan off of her.”

That voice is in your head nearly every day. Like your publicist, that voice knows you can’t sell books without interested readers, and blogging, posting and tweeting is a great way to find them. That voice has been heaping heavy helpings of guilt on your head. Without the guilt, you never would have leaped right past constructive dialogue and encouraged Allan to strangle your publicist, who is really a sweet person and just trying to help.

So anyway, thank goodness we didn’t spend our days on social media, because now we have another book written! We just finished Book Two of the Vampire Vic Trilogy, VV2: Morbius Reborn. This sequel is everything you loved in Vampire Vic, and nothing you hated, squared! Depending how much you loved the first VV, that could be a pretty big number.

Why won’t VV2 contain all that crap you hated the first time around? Because this time we have an editor! Adrienne Crezo is her name, freelance editor and managing editor at Writer’s Digest, the oldest and largest magazine for writers in the U.S. That means no more four-page run-on inner monologue accounting soliloquies, or weird sex. (Thank God she didn’t get her hands on Java Man.) (Don’t worry and don’t tell Adrienne, but right before VV2 heads to the printer, we’re going to put all the weird sex back in.)

Meanwhile, the design team at the Killion Group is hard at work on the cover. KG was the creative force behind the Java Man cover, so we’re excited to see what they have in store for the VV trilogy. Book One, Vampire Vic, was released in what we like to call the pre-KG era, or B.K.G. That was the cover design Stone Age, Harris Gray and friends painting in the cave, so KG is also creating a new cover for Vampire Vic. Same old story, in a fancy new suit.

We hope you didn’t give us up for dead, during this quiet period. If it’s not too early to be giving thanks, we want to say how grateful we are our publicist refrained from acting out on her own strangulation fantasy (and publicly provide this clue for the authorities in case it’s still on her to-do list). It’s good to be alive, and ready to make some holiday season e-noise.

Merry Christmas from the Java Man

24 Tuesday Dec 2013

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JAVA MAN Blog TourAllan:  We are very pleased to announce the winner of the Java Man blog tour: Marissa Aldana! Marissa will receive a signed copy of Java Man, a Kindle Fire HD, a pound of coffee from Crowfoot Valley Coffee, and a $50 Amazon gift card.

Jason:  Man do we love readers, coffee drinkers, gift givers, and Marissa.

Allan:  How could we not love Marissa? She is all those things. But, what if she doesn’t love reading our book, and drinking your coffee?

Jason:  I can pretty much guarantee she’s going to love that coffee.

Allan:  Agree. Everything is wonderful or at least better when I’m drinking your coffee. Say we have a way-overdue home improvement project, and my wife refuses to shell out any more dough for a handyman. And say she’s busy. I’ll brew a pot of Crowfoot, fill a to-go cup, and dig in. Next thing you know, the lawn is cut. If Marissa reads Java Man while enjoying your coffee, we’re gold.

Jason:  I only hope our prize package reaches Marissa before Christmas. There is something magical about curling up Christmas morning with a cup of joe and a good book.

Allan:  Our package faces a lot of competition from all the holiday gifts. Our package needs to be stronger than the other packages. Faster. Evolutionarily designed for success.

Jason:  I think I know the analogy you’re working on. Probably shouldn’t.

Allan:  I’m talking competition, Jason! It makes the world go round! It’s the only reason we’re here today!

Jason:  No, I know.

Allan:  If Christmas morning finds Marissa holding our little bundle of joy, it means our package was stronger and faster than the millions of other packages! Won’t that make you proud?!?

Jason:  There it was. Alright, and what does it say about us if our package does not reach Marissa by Christmas?

Allan:  We blame that on the postal service.

Jason:  Hopefully it’s not too late to say congratulations as well to our five 2nd-place winners: Veronica V., Teo A., Claira Pam V., Lisa B. and Ruth A. Each of them has received a Java Man e-book by email.

Allan:  That’s the high-tech, high-speed way to get our package to you.

Jason:  Thanks to everyone who entered the giveaway, and for giving us a great first year as Harris Gray. That’s the best Christmas present we could ask for.

Allan:  What a warm feeling. Honestly I wish the whole world was holding our package in their hands, right now.

Jason:  That’s not quite like wishing for world peace…but it’s not a bad New Year’s resolution.

Clean Shaven – The Vampire Vic Audiobook

10 Tuesday Dec 2013

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Vampire Vic, audiobookFor half of Harris Gray, on the cusp of becoming the Colorado Johnny Depp, there was no rush. For the other half, the new Vampire Vic audiobook couldn’t come soon enough. The beard vigil is over; VV is now available for your listening pleasure.

You’re going to like our narrator, Paul Neal Rohrer. Paul is a thirty-year veteran of film, TV and stage, internet radio host, acting coach, and the voice on twelve other audiobooks. Feels right  that VV was Paul’s 13th. And with Friday the 13th and then Christmas fast approaching, there’s no better time to let a vampire whisper in your ear, or to put that vampire in the ear of someone you love.Vampire Vic, Audiobook, Vampire, Humor

We’re thankful for Paul and his audio tech team (a one-woman team named Cyndi), and for the folks behind the scenes at Audible who put the finishing touches on VV. Half of Harris Gray is also glad to be clean shaven for the holidays, free to eat with reckless abandon and not worry about getting cranberry sauce and bits of the Christmas goose in his beard. The other half has decided to maintain his beard, a vigil without a cause; he just couldn’t bring himself to write Santa (Amazon) and cancel his order for that pirate costume.

The Vampire Vic audiobook is available for multiple audio formats at Amazon, Audible and iTunes.

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Going Clubbing

23 Monday Sep 2013

Posted by harrisgray in Events, Our Books, Vampire Vic

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Victor would give up donuts for these cookies.

A week ago today Harris Gray jetted to Minneapolis and marched bravely into a book club. And they seemed to like us, we didn’t even need the flask and the frequent bathroom breaks. We talked about the first book in our VV trilogy, Vampire Vic, and tried to make murky the origins of our peculiar collaboration, all the while demonstrating why we are only comfortable writing about fat, bald, aging accountant vampires. We also ate the sweetest cookies we’ve ever seen, and in general had a blast.

Ranked right after “How does such an odd couple like you two write together?”, was the next best question: “What else do you have coming out?” This gave us the opportunity to each preemptively finger the other as the source of the unusual sex in the upcoming Java Man.

Amidst all the fraternizing and spirited discussions, and maybe a glass of wine or three, we forgot to take a picture. Except of those wonderful cookies. Marketing guru Jonathan Gunson recently highlighted another author’s ingenious connection to his readers: Hugh Howey raffled his sci-fi trilogy in an irresistible, book-themed thumb-drive. For VV, we would use those cookies…if only cookies could be encoded with baked-in, edible information, and kept fresh for more than five days.

So here’s to the master Minneapolis cookie maker, Mary. And huge thanks to our buddy Nancy for organizing and hosting the book club, and the fifteen or so ladies who made us feel so welcome. To the rest of you – we would love to sit in your living room, drink your wine, and talk books with your buds. (Oprah, are you still running a club? Put Harris Gray on your standby list, we have a very flexible schedule. And for you, only for you, one of us is going to jump up on your couch and finally take responsibility for Java Man’s dirty pages.)

What are the odds?

22 Thursday Aug 2013

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Vampire Vic, Blog tourAllan: We’re announcing the winner of the Kindle Fire HD tablet in the Vampire Vic blog tour giveaway: it’s RJ Lozelle!

Jason: Big congrats to RJ.

Allan: If RJ had known the odds against her, would she have even bothered? She’s the chosen one out of 6,502 entrants – what are the odds of that happening?

Jason: One in six-thousand five hundred and two.

Allan: Really hits home when you spell it out like that. This story becomes even more compelling when you realize the drawing was completely random. There was absolutely nothing RJ could do to influence the outcome.

Jason: She could love Vampire Vic, send Harris Gray a bribe (non-refundable), and burn two V’s into her neighbor’s lawn at midnight, and be no closer to winning.

Allan: We only recommend one of those things, of course.

Jason: RJ could hold a yoga pose for thirty seconds, teach her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel to love squirrels, convince the cable company to bill her à la carte, turn water to wine, and at the end of the day, she would still just be a number in our contest.

Allan: Imagine being one of 6,502 people. For most of us this is nearly impossible to grasp.

Jason: Unless you’ve been to a sporting event, or live in a relatively large development, or ran in a charity 5K, or tried to score a Black Friday deal at Target, or—

Allan: Dwell on it too long and the earth can start to feel too big, the universe too tiny—

Jason: And the USDA’s serving sizes just right.

Allan: You know, maybe it’s not appropriate for us to assume RJ is female.

Jason: And gorgeous.

Allan: Unfortunately we forgot to request basic demographic information and pictures of all our entrants.

Jason: So we’re envisioning a raven-haired goddess.

Allan: Like Florence in the upcoming VV sequel, after her Xtreme Re-Vamp Makeover. The way Victor always has and always will picture Florence, that’s how we will see RJ.

Jason: Everyone can feel free to create their own mental image.

Allan: We’re also here to give thanks to everyone who followed our blog tour.

Jason: And condolences to the six thousand five hundred and one of you who didn’t win the Kindle.

Allan: Feel bad for them. Maybe we make the next contest merit-based, when we release Java Man in September.

Jason: But then RJ wins for sure. How about prizes for the best and worst reviews on Amazon? Like Omaha Hi-Lo poker.

Allan: Gosh I like that.

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